Wine Can't Do It, Wife Won't Do! Vinyl LP + CD

from Caroliner

This is a vinyl Lp, (Sides A & B) that includes a CD (Sides C & D)

By breaking wrists, and turning twists
Rope over branches and neck tourniquets
The buffoon in pain has the respect to gain
having all eyes watch the plan of paying
Listen and whince at the neck break dance
The house is a home, the body, the bone
The ordinary stability through windows shake broke and thrown.
The music is spare, but the feeling is there
Someone is breaking branches with rocks,
Each a cent on paper.
Whisper my mood, murmur and brood
Then yell my mood, wait and brood!
My jolly thrills to ocean and earth,
I'll rip your life out and stomp your guts,
Sinews snap off, slumbering? Wake!
The world is a dump area and my jokes end in ruin or smoke ...
Skilled at home the wife she knows,
haunted solitude, my aging bones,
get out to the bleeder, then make some holes!
Toss the wine out quick before I feel whole!
Better pile rocks up around the home,
the mood comes back and the timbers groan
The wife can't do this all alone
Call on the nation they be in (proclaimed, my moan!)
-Caroliner (On Wine Can't Do It, Wife Won't Do!)

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Caroliner San Francisco, California

Caroliner, a black light augmented, go to the grave alive and
pump lightning band, was formed in order to
portray the cabin fever and ergot poisoned
hallucinations of early America, namely the 1800s.
These tales of steam boiler explosions and tickwater
pyrexia are channeled thru the lips of
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